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Yes you! Hand me your brain!" campaign, including Hapsburg himself. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5353f87de4b036e6532410ef/1511117810113-2KUQQ6ZAL45T15464YIR/IMG_0093.jpg Town Guide - Bigfoot's Celebrity Steakhouse Closed recently for egregious health violations, the steakhouse still attracts thousands of tourists each year. Many of them perish attempting to get the owner's autograph. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5353f87de4b036e6532410ef/1511118177159-HKMBGFSSNJYO08LMMG2Q/IMG_0272.jpg Town Guide - Old Cotter's Farm Famous for housing the only semi-intelligent chicken, the farm is to be approached with extreme caution due to Old Cotter's habit of shooting most moving things on sight. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5353f87de4b036e6532410ef/1511135630255-GXCUQKM8QFILPHI6KG6T/IMG_6795.jpg Town Guide - Thingamabobs & Things Come on in to try some of local Martian XR-83W's wares. Best experienced in the 5th and 6th dimensions. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5353f87de4b036e6532410ef/1511136049842-NQ8T2JXD2M9VWV46IVOV/IMG_6794.jpg Town Guide - Standard Meat Producer of fine meats. Now open for factory tours! Standard Meat is not responsible for delicious family members lost during tours. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5353f87de4b036e6532410ef/1511136660333-Z37L8C2GNASSOCQYV316/IMG_6814.jpg Town Guide - Hamsterdam Hill Town Hall Staffed entirely by ghosts, it is open year round. Please note: Strict limit of two dozen gun licenses per person. http://www.hamsterdamhill.com/classifieds daily 0.75 2017-10-29 http://www.hamsterdamhill.com/home-1 daily 1.0 2025-01-18 http://www.hamsterdamhill.com/police-blotter daily 0.75 2014-05-06 http://www.hamsterdamhill.com/news-desk daily 0.75 2019-06-09